Test Number Three.
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So my job consists of watching traffic videos and keeping a tally of the things we see. We’re all just sitting quietly pressing buttons and staring intently at our monitors, when out of nowhere the dude next to me goes, “HOW THIS MUTHA FUCKA GONNA JUST JAYWALK WITH A LOAF OF BREAD?!”
I love my job.
Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.
#let me explain u a thing #before you go blaming the pet #IF AN ANIMAL IS IN A BAD MOOD #AND A BABY (or anyone really) SWATS AT IT #IT WILL ATTACK BACK#THAT IS IT’S INSTINCT #THIS CAT WAS VERY CLEARY IN A BAD MOOD #THEY SHOULDNT HAVE EVEN BEEN RECORDING THIS THEY SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE CLEARLY UPSET BABY AWAY FROM THE CLEARLY UPSET CAT #I REALIZE THAT BABIES DO NOT KNOW ANY BETTER #BUT NEITHER DO CATS #IT WASNT THE CATS FAULT #IT WASNT THE BABYS FAULT #IT WAS INSTINCT #I HATE IT WHEN PARENTS WILL LET THEIR CHILDREN HIT A CAT OR DOG ALL THE TIME AND WHENEVER THE ANIMAL TAKES A SWIPE AT THEM THEY PUNISH THE A #*ANIMAL#ITS LIKE #NO #CAN YOU NOT
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
Dude imagine if you had a heart attack and someone who had never been to your house before thought it was a real defibrillator and stuck those shits to your chest.
wanting to talk to people
wanting to talk to people but feeling like you’re going to bother them
wanting to talk to people but you’ve gone a long time without talking so you think they probably don’t want you talking to them
wanting to talk to people but not knowing what the fuck to say
send them pictures of cats
